Booking fantasy rumble with requirements (just for fun)

Let's say that somehow Jeff Hardy won the Universal Title and Rusev won the WWE Title leading to the Rumble. How would you book the rumble with these participants (entrance numbers, who would eliminate who and who would win)? RAW people challenge for the Universal Title, SD people challenge for the WWE Title and FREE people can choose:

Roman Reigns (RAW)
John Cena (FREE)
Brock Lesnar (RAW)
Undertaker (FREE)
Seth Rollins (RAW)
Triple H (RAW)
Braun Strowman (RAW)
Randy Orton (SD)
Finn Balor (RAW)
Shinsuke Nakamura (SD)
Big Show (RAW)
Kane (RAW)
Dean Ambrose (RAW)
Samoa Joe (RAW)
AJ Styles (SD)
Kevin Owens (SD)
Shane McMahon (SD)
Drew McIntyre (FREE)
Lars Sullivan (FREE)
Bobby Roode (SD)
Baron Corbin (SD)
Aleister Black (FREE)
Andrade Almas (FREE)
Pete Dunne (FREE)
Johnny Gargano (FREE)
Velveteen Dream (FREE)
Roderick Strong (FREE)
Kassius Ohno (FREE)
Hideo Itami (FREE)
Sami Zayn (SD)

This is just for fun, so it doesn't make difference if you treat the booking seriously or not.